tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88952701880235325362024-03-14T10:47:24.308-04:00Muck BreakerSpeaking truth with power.Wolfardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03670726409984277158noreply@blogger.comBlogger144125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895270188023532536.post-11621226289644600512010-03-25T10:56:00.007-04:002010-03-25T21:16:54.464-04:00Rush Delivery<span style="font-style:italic;">by Candice Wu</span><br /><br />When asked recently about where he’d receive his upcoming heart transplant if Congress passed health care reform, noted drug addict, Rush Limbaugh stated, “I don’t know. I’ll just tell you this, if this passes and it’s five years from now and all that stuff gets implemented—I am leaving the country. I’ll go to Costa Rica.” That's a smart move given Costa Rica’s life expectancy surpasses that of the United States. And many hackey-sacking socialists — in the US and abroad — attribute this to Costa Rica's [gasp!] socialized medicine. In an effort to hold Rush to his half-thought, drug-addled proclamations, the website <a href="http://www.aticketforrush.com/">A Ticket for Rush</a> has emerged to remind him of his soundbite'd promise. <br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgteVE0WVHD6ZnDzfg4p5FI8G1y3UJ0YCTF6Hjfs9zUBHkIkaAuiTfUv3l4uhRmjm40xajtTcHlYb2E3TEJzh9F5jlNGoB9kMgWzzZiC3Z9obyUg9ejTBM_XQFA3f384lCqAcilqHHOwEo/s1600/RUSH.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgteVE0WVHD6ZnDzfg4p5FI8G1y3UJ0YCTF6Hjfs9zUBHkIkaAuiTfUv3l4uhRmjm40xajtTcHlYb2E3TEJzh9F5jlNGoB9kMgWzzZiC3Z9obyUg9ejTBM_XQFA3f384lCqAcilqHHOwEo/s400/RUSH.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5452704522810462290" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.aticketforrush.com/">A Ticket For Rush</a>, celebrating its fourth day online, has already gathered over $2,500 for a one-way, first class plane ticket (and potentially living accommodations!) for the big boy to fly to Costa Rica. If Limbaugh turns down the ticket, all proceeds will go to his favorite organization, Planned Parenthood. Limbaugh, after grabbing hold of this news as if it were a bottle of OxyContin, announced that he’d need more than $1,400 for a bottle of wine on that baby-blood fueled plane. Hell, we may need to load up on even more wine to lower his blood pressure, since we don’t want his heart to give out before he experiences socialized health care.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsacRIs0r-h37sr9_GSKGmIay2uOzHO2mqE9X_Zt0E4S5Oxlytzyb-gbVFPPm4fRQn2fCXx9YX0tw-sY9d5mCSQRGgTzzpqDP5hDKo64t5IKGpLy4Ici52Gs-b2bYt-XaUbMRUnCV1QCw/s1600/RUSH2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 264px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsacRIs0r-h37sr9_GSKGmIay2uOzHO2mqE9X_Zt0E4S5Oxlytzyb-gbVFPPm4fRQn2fCXx9YX0tw-sY9d5mCSQRGgTzzpqDP5hDKo64t5IKGpLy4Ici52Gs-b2bYt-XaUbMRUnCV1QCw/s400/RUSH2.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5452704863924807362" /></a><br /><br />Let El Rushbo know that you are so proud of his selflessness to contribute to a government-run health care system, or just remind him that's he a bloated, loud-mouthed reject, by emailing him at ElRushbo@eibnet.com.Wolfardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03670726409984277158noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895270188023532536.post-20968653694459399112010-03-24T10:21:00.005-04:002010-03-25T01:03:38.852-04:00Yes He DidIn what is being hailed as a major victory for baby killers and commies, Barack Obama and Nancy Pelosi were somehow able to pass the once thought dead health care legislation. The Health Care Reform bill, which was more than likely written in Kenyan, marks a tremendous victory for the first-term (Muslim) President, albeit one with significant political consequences. <br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZsUwecKfxe4j4NV_X4Phf3396q8-FmpQoEFHQAbgJTPZ46VCr1_r1QBbb6q4A4ykhCgKmAwOOxAI6aBDghVbNrUpsKavQQYlmoZ87g66fihiJcePd7aGRw857UZ1t4B1Aag6M_jOImJ0/s1600/doctor-obama.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 250px; height: 250px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZsUwecKfxe4j4NV_X4Phf3396q8-FmpQoEFHQAbgJTPZ46VCr1_r1QBbb6q4A4ykhCgKmAwOOxAI6aBDghVbNrUpsKavQQYlmoZ87g66fihiJcePd7aGRw857UZ1t4B1Aag6M_jOImJ0/s400/doctor-obama.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5452430079228103234" /></a><br /><br />For example, even though nationalized health care was first introduced by Richard Nixon and Bob Dole in 1974, modern day Republicans have railed against nearly every element of this bill and are promising swift political retribution for its passage. Few of these measures have worked, but House Republicans remain confident that the newest tactic, holding their breaths until Harry Reid is tarred and feathered, will pay handsome dividends. <br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjC3wF6B8nVJm2w0pg5vuGEdE96t2HGLOnwJW34uo1IBid51jP8hZaw1SGSLmd1nZsss8m46-3uuC_kAr5Ys5VjW3plVYWfGwNIeOpD7_o6Hj8GESj4QnlnvhyphenhyphenHLl7_HbMQUahxQmVYZSo/s1600/barack_obama_marx_brother_card-p137087775026046536tdtu_210.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 210px; height: 210px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjC3wF6B8nVJm2w0pg5vuGEdE96t2HGLOnwJW34uo1IBid51jP8hZaw1SGSLmd1nZsss8m46-3uuC_kAr5Ys5VjW3plVYWfGwNIeOpD7_o6Hj8GESj4QnlnvhyphenhyphenHLl7_HbMQUahxQmVYZSo/s400/barack_obama_marx_brother_card-p137087775026046536tdtu_210.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5452414900335136658" /></a><br /><br />The biggest loser in all of this is the American economy. With these sweeping socialist overhauls, there is almost no way that America's economy will be able to compete with those of China and Western Europe. In a way this bill will provide Americans with health care, but in another way it will provide Americans with a sickle and hammer. And before you know it, comrade, we'll all be living on communal farm factories, sustaining on trail mix and enhanced yogurts, singing songs of our Dear Leader in between 13-hour shifts in the fields. <br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhjBQpMhUaFdzcqU1JTViHHg4s57YPPwFu3ytN469Q3lYgXrG9yI8D2OB_i3sw0J8Bg66MF9Rd38J0U_C7Ykac_UVJoHnJOyezI79sZ6CBUdM5iCpLYDsRdQHHEPRreNS11iOXbz8Y4QVY/s1600/41ovHtIz6mL._SL500_AA280_.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 280px; height: 280px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhjBQpMhUaFdzcqU1JTViHHg4s57YPPwFu3ytN469Q3lYgXrG9yI8D2OB_i3sw0J8Bg66MF9Rd38J0U_C7Ykac_UVJoHnJOyezI79sZ6CBUdM5iCpLYDsRdQHHEPRreNS11iOXbz8Y4QVY/s400/41ovHtIz6mL._SL500_AA280_.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5452419325912252898" /></a><br /><br />The bottom line is that the government cannot and should not be trusted to do anything. Period. Ever. There's almost no historical example of them ever getting anything right. Health care will be no different. But don't take our word for it. Look for yourself. Take the bus down to the library and look through all those fancy books. And then come up with one - JUST ONE - example of them ever not being totally hopeless.Wolfardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03670726409984277158noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895270188023532536.post-48178993293060765322010-03-17T09:55:00.007-04:002010-03-17T17:48:07.769-04:00Massa Schism<em>by Pugach</em><br /><br />Last week a queer situation popped up involving a former New York Congressman. Eric Massa, who will be played by Joe Pesci in the upcoming FoxNews Movie of the Week, resigned amid allegations of groping and inappropriate horseplay among his male staffers. However, Massa contends that the main reasons for stepping down are his battle with non-Hodgkin Lymphoma, but more importantly a general sense of ‘go fuck yourself’ from House Democrats after Massa deviated and refused to vote along party lines on the Health Care Bill. <br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEju7JHdf2_A9SJj5NTHmkkOWvvXnt6AO_A56gOoNil7lb80yFUWfx56ceCcTGT-5Wf2CdTtx1qMd0JJXwJnj30OVLtNB3fU2mSpCFix1AU0CKB45LTRZ-FfXg3j4xNFkBCxjUoFn28vx94/s1600-h/Massa.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 252px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEju7JHdf2_A9SJj5NTHmkkOWvvXnt6AO_A56gOoNil7lb80yFUWfx56ceCcTGT-5Wf2CdTtx1qMd0JJXwJnj30OVLtNB3fU2mSpCFix1AU0CKB45LTRZ-FfXg3j4xNFkBCxjUoFn28vx94/s400/Massa.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5449721889576638034" /></a><br /><br />Allegations have surfaced that Mr. Massa is an avid snorkeler. And by 'snorkeling' we don't mean exploring a coral reef, but rather a Navy tradition wherein a seaman is held down while a scrotum is placed over his eyes to create the image of a snorkel. Reports that the Congressman also took part in the Reverse Cincinnati Bowtie have not been confirmed. <br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_ACi3LUbJNxNoH1v52YhC8cmo2egJTqwfQCIXamcUZ4oZXvvo7ezF4T2lnS793kXX2iu8ByvIkkVgl63f8arW-RzGEVEl8lKuuaR0r5BXlc0Qj6Ah0spmfPJeciuMKHvd3rDNEFjbBJA/s1600-h/Graves.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 250px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_ACi3LUbJNxNoH1v52YhC8cmo2egJTqwfQCIXamcUZ4oZXvvo7ezF4T2lnS793kXX2iu8ByvIkkVgl63f8arW-RzGEVEl8lKuuaR0r5BXlc0Qj6Ah0spmfPJeciuMKHvd3rDNEFjbBJA/s400/Graves.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5449722160589473074" /></a><br /><br />Naturally rumors began to fly. Were the Dems pushing this guy out? Was this guy pushing himself out? Massa sought to set the story straight before the American people could feel like he was pulling the proverbial woolly hair over their eyes. Needing an outlet, Massa decided to do what any good American would do, he headed into Fox News to go face to face with professional baby eater, Glenn Beck. What followed was one of the most jaw dropping hours of television in history. Massa went into long diatribes about “Caligula”-like traditions in the Navy, massive tickle fights and lewd texts amongst staff, even a story about a bare-assed Rahm Emanuel shoving his finger into Massa’s chest during a tense and steamy shower scene. Never before has a democracy so closely resembled the homoerotic bromances of Ancient Greece. <br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRSEQ51fmexFPZI0LEzOIlGkaHUzTDf95zqhLdmpfP7zBheNQnS3nl0-PfOueQbAUWz8xDYfJqNeKO9nH3WEiGt5srwJhjTNzEEcHTtjLQZIfa5GTKVzuaQLvW40RcvAG71mdvK_-FO5o/s1600-h/Beck.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRSEQ51fmexFPZI0LEzOIlGkaHUzTDf95zqhLdmpfP7zBheNQnS3nl0-PfOueQbAUWz8xDYfJqNeKO9nH3WEiGt5srwJhjTNzEEcHTtjLQZIfa5GTKVzuaQLvW40RcvAG71mdvK_-FO5o/s400/Beck.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5449722264552031506" /></a><br /><br />However, because this was Glenn Beck, the interview had to circle back to Health Care and how this was all a plot by the Democrats to muscle him out. But Massa would not bite. He went on with his nonsense, much to the dismay of Beck who was clearly shocked that he was not in the company of a like-minded individual that refused to fall in line with the President. And while this encounter didn't go the way either party scripted it, at least they have one thing in common: a good teabagging.Wolfardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03670726409984277158noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895270188023532536.post-82774713473660358552010-03-03T17:28:00.008-05:002010-03-03T18:22:53.378-05:00Patterson Will Not Run AgainIn a turn of events that he could not have possibly <a href="http://www.instantrimshot.com">seen</a> coming, New York Governor David Patterson won't seek re-election. Patterson has been plagued as of late with charges of corruption, cronyism and coercion. <br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXPPZ_w_gD9NstJNgLJK_8z223ixTlEiMhvdvGFgfgrYMQyUxmYGbdJBCwds3Y2ygKpaWZfmkZYnrJEim5vN2WSN_RqXEJ4lFE8TgfhtjWgATwlmMFuyRL6lPazFvLj-BIyMIX0AYKb7s/s1600-h/patterson.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 256px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXPPZ_w_gD9NstJNgLJK_8z223ixTlEiMhvdvGFgfgrYMQyUxmYGbdJBCwds3Y2ygKpaWZfmkZYnrJEim5vN2WSN_RqXEJ4lFE8TgfhtjWgATwlmMFuyRL6lPazFvLj-BIyMIX0AYKb7s/s400/patterson.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5444539475075706466" /></a><br /><br />Governor Patterson now has the unique distinction of being the guy who couldn't do a better job than the guy who had sex with high-priced hookers while his socks were still on. <br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEghCAL4Twl27d0UnKshMXLFCncfPtMucJ2FL7fOOpM3sdAZniJPZmru0GXkM0QOd8rUw-KrzdRl6fGEeUbIxp-6syKWQjJ9EmEDmiLzHeGP1OGgAJYAgE5qlmNhKS3DetnpXFmK01X52Hw/s1600-h/blago!.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 224px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEghCAL4Twl27d0UnKshMXLFCncfPtMucJ2FL7fOOpM3sdAZniJPZmru0GXkM0QOd8rUw-KrzdRl6fGEeUbIxp-6syKWQjJ9EmEDmiLzHeGP1OGgAJYAgE5qlmNhKS3DetnpXFmK01X52Hw/s400/blago!.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5444541526948746338" /></a><br /><br />When told of the news, similarly disgraced democratic governor Rod Blagojevich said, "Bro, we should get an apartment together... Maybe some kind of reality show or something."Wolfardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03670726409984277158noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895270188023532536.post-79918746178250788842010-03-03T16:52:00.005-05:002010-03-03T17:15:00.984-05:00Washington, D.C. Is Gay for the GaysToday, Washington, D.C. officially came out of the closet, handing out marriage licenses to all interested gay couples. By 9 a.m., there were 60 couples holding signs that read "Love Wins!", waiting to legally commit to one another. With this, D.C. joins Connecticut, Iowa, Vermont, New Hampshire and Massachusetts in exhibiting common sense, as well as in extending decency to its citizens. <br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcVXThr9lfBr8pwHhMtf0TxRuVhuxu_JmZ3oXEBthoi6UYtsVaOyDCE97nnOUYCRcQQWhmS5PaSn82Qge3YiMoXVdl7ffd9Yw28XAPx1KgpNIPgsSnW_QxyHUDGDi_cPrQn9g21k5L7RU/s1600-h/gaymarriage.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 262px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcVXThr9lfBr8pwHhMtf0TxRuVhuxu_JmZ3oXEBthoi6UYtsVaOyDCE97nnOUYCRcQQWhmS5PaSn82Qge3YiMoXVdl7ffd9Yw28XAPx1KgpNIPgsSnW_QxyHUDGDi_cPrQn9g21k5L7RU/s400/gaymarriage.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5444533999291510610" /></a><br /><br />However, not everyone is so gay for the gays. Namely, the organization Catholic Charities has made it clear that they will not extend health insurance coverage to any new spouses of employees. This move is seen as an attempt to avoid paying health insurance for newly married gays. <br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgcJk_EMD6l_3tH_ysQWuGmHW-nZyVYV-DB48vIUAGZFS4U_Rg7JM1gcQe81vjEhmuu4C5NriyGmMXgU8RJsmJEDB2fRddovS7v6TpE-NMyJVfDMLO_mQbcyQ16-boAYcWxQL48HsPcl_s/s1600-h/gay+priests.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 364px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgcJk_EMD6l_3tH_ysQWuGmHW-nZyVYV-DB48vIUAGZFS4U_Rg7JM1gcQe81vjEhmuu4C5NriyGmMXgU8RJsmJEDB2fRddovS7v6TpE-NMyJVfDMLO_mQbcyQ16-boAYcWxQL48HsPcl_s/s400/gay+priests.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5444533676030385266" /></a><br /><br />When reached for comment, Catholic Charities said, "Why do you care so much about the gays, huh? Maybe YOU'RE gay too!"Wolfardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03670726409984277158noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895270188023532536.post-21826228892121286192010-02-25T22:39:00.008-05:002010-02-25T23:18:24.140-05:00More Like BummerIn what is a sure sign that we as a nation will be ordering arugula salads in French with our legs crossed sometime soon, iconic auto brand Hummer has ceased production. With Hummers no longer coming down the line, it is not clear how men will compensate for inadequacy. When reached for comment, an area man with E.D. said, "Hey! You should see how big my plasma is!"<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDEqAXRFPabAwpSJCgNlQzPHve2cQwMQY3qyZLS2CrsUnNFtJiZqM4E9-7pm9aDIa26ZN-VtJl2CUi56GocwdgdyR16nnjCLCrYgJe_cpnEgdBGwLKjqk013VIuFL6gF4tQzNC7Fjdw2s/s1600-h/h2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 273px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDEqAXRFPabAwpSJCgNlQzPHve2cQwMQY3qyZLS2CrsUnNFtJiZqM4E9-7pm9aDIa26ZN-VtJl2CUi56GocwdgdyR16nnjCLCrYgJe_cpnEgdBGwLKjqk013VIuFL6gF4tQzNC7Fjdw2s/s400/h2.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5442396077100133794" /></a><br /><br />The Hummer brand originated from military use, but enjoyed tremendous commercial success between the years of 1999 - 2005 in what is commonly referred to as America's "Go fuck yourself, environment, common sense and rest of the world" phase of consumer trends. <br /> <br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjXZ1Rm-xF_8udQQawIHfAqJnDUwznAD1cS3Chbh4yySmvyU-El9Tke90w3KXwckM_1IcZ-5xQzIk8js11kUS4sphnLNA3cQXo6RfXJJnCDIqFBPDKoFXrtJoLa4nco5y7vNLepjaYkE1U/s1600-h/h22.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 229px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjXZ1Rm-xF_8udQQawIHfAqJnDUwznAD1cS3Chbh4yySmvyU-El9Tke90w3KXwckM_1IcZ-5xQzIk8js11kUS4sphnLNA3cQXo6RfXJJnCDIqFBPDKoFXrtJoLa4nco5y7vNLepjaYkE1U/s400/h22.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5442398996967773218" /></a><br /><br />And while gender breakdowns were never applied in real-time market research, it is estimated that men enjoyed Hummers more than women. For most married couples, it is believed that getting a Hummer was typically more the husband's idea. And now - just like that - new Hummers are completely off the table.Wolfardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03670726409984277158noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895270188023532536.post-32350842954242495212010-02-24T16:10:00.004-05:002010-02-24T16:21:08.822-05:00Scott Brown Is Deducted 1,000 Sexy PointsThis week, silly Scott Brown actually voted for a piece of commie, left-wing, death panel "job creation" legislation and will therefore be stripped of his Sexy King of the Senate crown. The $15 billion piece of legislation aiming to create jobs passed the Senate by a vote of 70 - 28 with 12 other Republican Senators voting 'yea.'<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizQBDeMCkvDeOZff_hryquZWKV56zXADGrNM7VBMlMH9pSV1pEV1Q7cdvZnXEt_opin3hSwJKdUkIJrb5WGD8qVWcWSwDUkziVd1YYljLb4EfYwu8Dy98rihXyL-qbekAZ2WBwRv2y8zg/s1600-h/scott+brown.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 250px; height: 303px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizQBDeMCkvDeOZff_hryquZWKV56zXADGrNM7VBMlMH9pSV1pEV1Q7cdvZnXEt_opin3hSwJKdUkIJrb5WGD8qVWcWSwDUkziVd1YYljLb4EfYwu8Dy98rihXyL-qbekAZ2WBwRv2y8zg/s400/scott+brown.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5441922887515851346" /></a><br /><br />Aside from no longer being "World Champion Sexy," Scott Brown must now also face the ire of his agitated electorate who expected him to obstruct every piece of Obama's agenda. If Mr. Brown has any hopes of getting re-elected, he must now construct a pipe bomb made from copies of "Atlas Shrugged" to be detonated at the nearest Planned Parenthood.Wolfardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03670726409984277158noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895270188023532536.post-61603472222473175122010-02-23T11:26:00.012-05:002010-02-24T16:24:22.666-05:00Re: StackLast week Joe Stack gassed up his plane and flew it right smack into a federal office building in Austin, Texas. The impact killed Mr. Stack, as well as an employee of the IRS, while injuring over a dozen more. Mr. Stack left a 3,200 word <a href="http://www.trentonian.com/articles/2010/02/18/news/doc4b7d98936b129390024383.txt">manifesto </a>online, vilifying the IRS and the complicated tax code, though hardly explaining why such drastic measures were needed. <br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGu7U9DeYoaC63RlbWoinH84ZsififurjMV44JuclwUPshkbmZfr8KWVtF3eY0Wprj-8BS6D4t82DuQ4ENHithpHUV5GTJN-qHI21RdVb4hR8vuotXkAraVTAtNsr6fsuj2dEwoQnNcWQ/s1600-h/Stack.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 138px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGu7U9DeYoaC63RlbWoinH84ZsififurjMV44JuclwUPshkbmZfr8KWVtF3eY0Wprj-8BS6D4t82DuQ4ENHithpHUV5GTJN-qHI21RdVb4hR8vuotXkAraVTAtNsr6fsuj2dEwoQnNcWQ/s400/Stack.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5441485487737904562" /></a><br /><br />So how come this joker hasn't been labeled a terrorist? Where are the mouth-breathing throngs of flag-waving 'Mericans calling this an act of terror on Obama's watch? For instance when the <a href="http://muckbreaker.blogspot.com/2010/01/crotch-bomber.html">Crotch Bomber tried to blow up Detroit</a>, conservatives went so far as to say Obama and Homeland Security Director Janet Napolitano were asleep on the job. Yet, it seems the same critics that jumped on the Crotch Bomber story to decry Obama's national security credentials have now gone silent. Only this time, people - Americans - died. So what gives? Isn't our safety our safety? Aren't our enemies our enemies? Liberals say that because Mr. Stack personified the tenants of the Teabaggers, the conservatives aren't so keen on calling attention to the tragedy.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCMaeBNWgYZ4xxM1gK-r4SAuG9Apl4FZHhQLu8KrfsdbLamBgIGb4vXVXK2VGsDlVe2xyx2xn6XqiB_uLmf2YmD-FRnSB7H-f-uQtDWCYlClbL3qAPhzGu52F-STnb2TDhvNSk1KmNPYQ/s1600-h/Stack2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 225px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCMaeBNWgYZ4xxM1gK-r4SAuG9Apl4FZHhQLu8KrfsdbLamBgIGb4vXVXK2VGsDlVe2xyx2xn6XqiB_uLmf2YmD-FRnSB7H-f-uQtDWCYlClbL3qAPhzGu52F-STnb2TDhvNSk1KmNPYQ/s400/Stack2.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5441919337359188178" /></a><br /><br />Truthfully, there could be any number of reasons for this. But let's be honest. Mr. Stack is white. And as we all know whites can't be Muslim, and therefore cannot perform acts of terrorism. That's in the Constitution, and, most likely, the Bible too. <br /><a href="http://muckbreaker.blogspot.com/2010/01/crotch-bomber.html"></a>Wolfardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03670726409984277158noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895270188023532536.post-63977622486869163502010-01-31T21:24:00.009-05:002010-02-02T22:20:23.400-05:00Howard Zinn: 1922-2010Howard Zinn joined the Army during WWII to fight fascism. However, it was his work as an author, speaker, teacher and all around activist that really gave fascism a run for its money. Zinn's most notable work "A People's History of the United States" has sold millions of copies and replaced traditional textbooks in countless classrooms. He worked tirelessly for the cause of justice and truth from his days as a teacher in segregated Georgia to his opposition to the Iraq war. "There is no flag large enough to cover the shame of killing innocent people for a purpose which is unattainable." <br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjhNN3Dz2pNDsH6meBySxuR763vHHEwT3dFDiIIxFrkozMyC5x1F5u9Gvk9Yvhz3S-j2sq_RFbXVqG0Vb5Hj5VDUa4LyHecJPGdfBY2BzUoW5AkRH36W51lvecv-aKPST3BWxknvLBlL1A/s1600-h/Howard_Zinn_bombardier_England_1945.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 208px; height: 180px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjhNN3Dz2pNDsH6meBySxuR763vHHEwT3dFDiIIxFrkozMyC5x1F5u9Gvk9Yvhz3S-j2sq_RFbXVqG0Vb5Hj5VDUa4LyHecJPGdfBY2BzUoW5AkRH36W51lvecv-aKPST3BWxknvLBlL1A/s400/Howard_Zinn_bombardier_England_1945.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5433096631623104290" /></a><br /><br />On Wednesday, January 27, 2010, the world lost a great historian, and lovers of freedom and truth tipped their 40s out to the O.G. himself. For heaven's sake, there had better not be any bullshitters up there. <br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgFSmRqg2is4enOk4FCjg4gDDzrJV4uLr79sqpB_uS6JexnnguNFNtE60WjNfKHMVr_ntRW9010_SENeuWUkqPdSJ6mTjAhsOP2xKpg2RrlOO1ngj71-Ub3sTRGB61SceSxkvfdtSEcPic/s1600-h/movingtrain3.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 307px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgFSmRqg2is4enOk4FCjg4gDDzrJV4uLr79sqpB_uS6JexnnguNFNtE60WjNfKHMVr_ntRW9010_SENeuWUkqPdSJ6mTjAhsOP2xKpg2RrlOO1ngj71-Ub3sTRGB61SceSxkvfdtSEcPic/s400/movingtrain3.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5433829643859898354" /></a><br /><br /><br /><em>"You must not despair. If you are right, and you persist, things will change. The government may try to deceive the people, and the newspapers and television may do the same, but the truth has a way of coming out. The truth has a power greater than a hundred lies." </em>Wolfardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03670726409984277158noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895270188023532536.post-27013655035066522102010-01-29T17:55:00.005-05:002010-01-29T20:11:11.760-05:00In Case You Missed ItGoing against two longheld First Amendment precedents, the Supreme Court ruled last week that the government may not ban or limit political spending by corporations in candidate elections. The court ruled 5-4 in favor of extending the First Amendment rights to corporations. The ruling should prove to benefit Republicans greatly as they tend to receive more corporate funding than their Democrat counterparts. But the Dems get more union money, which is also protected under this ruling. So it's not entirely one-sided. <br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgnLGu8yS7zZCpKuyaYJkzm1taby8jMpmZf23n5lCeyEewSY1eqAC3FynC4IYW9YhCZMNqA-d2Dmt_mfwt4N7V3jVPOZg6Lw0hL7eb7VlowOTLV_y5FLvgX9Ci4LjT7kG5_femXseankmQ/s1600-h/justice.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 212px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgnLGu8yS7zZCpKuyaYJkzm1taby8jMpmZf23n5lCeyEewSY1eqAC3FynC4IYW9YhCZMNqA-d2Dmt_mfwt4N7V3jVPOZg6Lw0hL7eb7VlowOTLV_y5FLvgX9Ci4LjT7kG5_femXseankmQ/s400/justice.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5432303135559971266" /></a><br /><br />President Obama called it “a major victory for big oil, Wall Street banks, health insurance companies and the other powerful interests that marshal their power every day in Washington to drown out the voices of everyday Americans.”<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGWwjaabCnCVtPANTo2FRGmwBhdQIuN_bdlvYokGBvFfqYFq9UeMyEoSoJroJZA-u-WXRGDWo-C5_O1fCi2bXPpMIzKoOpWuUCO-UbRUm7vhw678Rh0ZcGQshxxnVmsDHyt1fSsn9NWgw/s1600-h/scrooge.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 349px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGWwjaabCnCVtPANTo2FRGmwBhdQIuN_bdlvYokGBvFfqYFq9UeMyEoSoJroJZA-u-WXRGDWo-C5_O1fCi2bXPpMIzKoOpWuUCO-UbRUm7vhw678Rh0ZcGQshxxnVmsDHyt1fSsn9NWgw/s400/scrooge.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5432299651353666162" /></a><br /><br /><br />Whereas big oil, Wall Street banks, health insurance companies and other powerful interests called it "Freaking awesome!" They went on to say, "Justice may be blind, but pretty soon she's gonna have her clothes off, too. We're gonna make it rain up in here!"Wolfardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03670726409984277158noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895270188023532536.post-38158844001680571712010-01-20T10:28:00.001-05:002010-01-20T10:59:38.131-05:00Scott Brown Elected Sexy King of SenateThe voters of Massachusetts asked Barack Obama yesterday if he liked apples. The President came all the way up to Boston to say, "I'm sorry. Could you repeat the question?" To which the voters of Massachusetts said, "Well, we just replaced your friend Teddy Kennedy with this naked guy. How do you like them apples?"
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<br />Scott Brown will be seated immediately. Upon arriving to Washington, he will be the 41st vote against health care. It is reported that he will also steal all our girlfriends. Wolfardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03670726409984277158noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895270188023532536.post-10877030043391909962010-01-19T16:30:00.001-05:002010-01-19T16:35:58.939-05:00Anderson Cooper: Not a DouchebagCNN reporter Anderson Cooper is in Haiti. And while filming near a food store a fight broke out, seriously injuring a young man. Anderson Cooper swooped in and brought the boy to safety. <br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi34YhCh1t9AP-1maAMMFsX_yWv-4L0vhj5cqAHReym35v97suHcaPkMWVCCHrHPNrr64mGn2YuJZQJ1Fkm5CGzOANUi8BloVIgktXJwf7hAgDX56nRRUtDMaYGf5mYodxQYZdUXkbdVRw/s1600-h/cooper.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 261px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi34YhCh1t9AP-1maAMMFsX_yWv-4L0vhj5cqAHReym35v97suHcaPkMWVCCHrHPNrr64mGn2YuJZQJ1Fkm5CGzOANUi8BloVIgktXJwf7hAgDX56nRRUtDMaYGf5mYodxQYZdUXkbdVRw/s400/cooper.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5428566483876402642" /></a><br /><br />This isn't a fairy tale. And the odds are that this kid, should he fully recover, will still have a pretty tough life in Haiti.... earthquakes or not. But, it is nice to see one image from this whole catastrope that isn't totally awful and void of any kind of hope. For more pictures and video, click <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/anderson-cooper-saves-a-haitian-kid">here</a>.Wolfardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03670726409984277158noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895270188023532536.post-36780961386435667142010-01-18T17:15:00.005-05:002010-01-19T14:55:00.861-05:00Team HaitiLast week things in Haiti went from bad to worse when a 7.3 magnitude earthquake rocked the nation. It is estimated that the death toll might reach 200,000. Secretary Clinton has traveled to the nation to survey the damage herself and President Obama has promised swift action. <br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjDyYQrCWGsYWbzsOs47cb3Rhfw-1qdaW_FVV8imJ6hhG46c7FwZnfXVNdF6SyQjs-wjD-dOiGSjB1skNgqfBrlUCu2SVEQNchpqfcmkN8UqECsvEeSR7hOyPk63oF-8hRIGEt-ErpR_tA/s1600-h/haiti5.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 273px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjDyYQrCWGsYWbzsOs47cb3Rhfw-1qdaW_FVV8imJ6hhG46c7FwZnfXVNdF6SyQjs-wjD-dOiGSjB1skNgqfBrlUCu2SVEQNchpqfcmkN8UqECsvEeSR7hOyPk63oF-8hRIGEt-ErpR_tA/s400/haiti5.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5428526184034159106" /></a><br /><br />Many Americans responded to the news of unimaginable tragedy (in an already tragic nation) by sending text messages to their service providers, pledging a few dollars. However, corruption and fiscal inefficiency have plagued these efforts (not to mention the corrupt pipelines already on the ground in Haiti). Even Wyclef Jean's foundation has been scandalized recently for skimming off the top and paying himself handsome administrative fees. <br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYMtTvcaT7lFeJzEZXYw7B-vJ4Yos5V5Sm5nXaXYbUZlT-24v-o7UYyMczYD41cy3E5o_YvlnBaf7JQn2CvILFO1VLcdu7URkpjx574jdrrtJXVH5mpvI56-e0FrbC6pZBcvTjgeSJMz0/s1600-h/haiti2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYMtTvcaT7lFeJzEZXYw7B-vJ4Yos5V5Sm5nXaXYbUZlT-24v-o7UYyMczYD41cy3E5o_YvlnBaf7JQn2CvILFO1VLcdu7URkpjx574jdrrtJXVH5mpvI56-e0FrbC6pZBcvTjgeSJMz0/s400/haiti2.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5428526522437845474" /></a><br /><br />Noted douchebag Rush Limbaugh has taken to the airwaves citing the earthquake as a great opportunity for President Obama to court 'light-skinned and dark-skinned' African Americans. And Pat Robertson even suggested that the Haitians deserved this for the pact with Satan the Haitians made 200 years ago in exchange for ridding themselves of imperialist French rule. Yeah, no, hey, that makes sense. <br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNK1rGBeYSlGhr07GeXu6z933r-EALh8mMrFQFJmcZdI5flXQvK3RSoOtZmyZ0Ilz_iDXZ-YynQnV836wLGgFiXiELfoua_ZVxgNbZBBPDijMIWAvukHsdMgcaz9aamVQu71csymJIA6E/s1600-h/haiti3.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNK1rGBeYSlGhr07GeXu6z933r-EALh8mMrFQFJmcZdI5flXQvK3RSoOtZmyZ0Ilz_iDXZ-YynQnV836wLGgFiXiELfoua_ZVxgNbZBBPDijMIWAvukHsdMgcaz9aamVQu71csymJIA6E/s400/haiti3.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5428526698733342594" /></a><br /><br />Unfortunately, it doesn't end there. The presumably religious organization Faith Comes By Hearing has pledged 3,000(!) audio books of the Bible for the relief effort. Because who needs access to clean water when you've got Paul's Letter to the Thessalonians? <br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrPN6sRgLNQIqbxZ2X3RKc0CxZjyFNLgh8Hsz9VHIWKSDovMZXyx6mMtOvfPcQ114moZUvWs_ZjN8PM7e7vQhhB71mcT9nj4k2cs-mG2kPktJc17nsAa5Aahqo0_t537VFufAvhV7GDeQ/s1600-h/haiti4.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 273px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrPN6sRgLNQIqbxZ2X3RKc0CxZjyFNLgh8Hsz9VHIWKSDovMZXyx6mMtOvfPcQ114moZUvWs_ZjN8PM7e7vQhhB71mcT9nj4k2cs-mG2kPktJc17nsAa5Aahqo0_t537VFufAvhV7GDeQ/s400/haiti4.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5428526799504314642" /></a><br /><br />The situation in Haiti is awful. Despite the honest outpouring of goodwill, aid and supplies remain bottle necked due to rampant national corruption and lack of infrastructure. And as the already impoverished nation deals with the onslaught of impending disease and tremendous loss of human life, many are wondering how best to help. The inclination is to throw money at the problem. However, the problems in Haiti may be deeper than that, and very well may have existed long before the earthquake.Wolfardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03670726409984277158noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895270188023532536.post-45881600362158384962010-01-18T17:08:00.006-05:002010-01-18T17:14:34.915-05:00Obama's Step WarNobel Peace Prize winner Barack Obama has committed a stronger military presence in Afghanistan. (For those keeping score at home, that's one of the two wars he's currently waging.) Some major news outlets, namely Fox News and the Drudge Report have dubbed this "Obama's War."<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgWPQV1iZrj-Aubj9IZHNepOzY4jvdUqwMd6cgyERi_YW8LLCx1-hPXs7rDwSoBdW1zyGydg8ozOYVaAUoA8fLCAD4ObYRkKSKjKaAHpcikeB-Q7GBlQfdLELi93TQm-dBliXkkg_mey6w/s1600-h/obama+kids.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 247px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgWPQV1iZrj-Aubj9IZHNepOzY4jvdUqwMd6cgyERi_YW8LLCx1-hPXs7rDwSoBdW1zyGydg8ozOYVaAUoA8fLCAD4ObYRkKSKjKaAHpcikeB-Q7GBlQfdLELi93TQm-dBliXkkg_mey6w/s400/obama+kids.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5428205510668426802" /></a><br /><br />However, that's not entirely fair. And therefore, we here at MuckBreaker suggest calling it Obama's Step War. It's his war and all cause he's the President. He's gonna be calling the shots. He's gonna be writing the checks... But, it ain't his.Wolfardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03670726409984277158noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895270188023532536.post-59468210735553885492010-01-18T16:46:00.000-05:002010-01-18T16:50:24.980-05:00The Crotch BomberLast month, Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab of Nigeria attempted to detonate a bomb in his underwear while traveling from Amsterdam to Detroit. Passengers quickly subdued the would-be terrorist and unquestionably saved many lives. The Obama Administration as well as the Department of Homeland Security gets a big fat goose egg on this for missing the warning signs, including the fact the guy's father contacted the State Department fearing his son was up to something shady. <br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjXn0g2PjIoNi9P5gkKReKhefUfQUhK2c0Z3EnvffvfdmSfsI9XnvwNHINXbVok149MWRbCmoFgxL66D2MUsL0z9ra6XCAFBihKIU6add6o6Fzo5oB3Z0jcVV-Z4r_zdRWlkL162Yy3eik/s1600-h/detroit.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 250px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjXn0g2PjIoNi9P5gkKReKhefUfQUhK2c0Z3EnvffvfdmSfsI9XnvwNHINXbVok149MWRbCmoFgxL66D2MUsL0z9ra6XCAFBihKIU6add6o6Fzo5oB3Z0jcVV-Z4r_zdRWlkL162Yy3eik/s400/detroit.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5428199632640839314" /></a><br /><br />But really, the joke's on Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab. Detroit? Nobody cares about Detroit, man, especially not the American people. That is unless of course you are a factory building a shitty car nobody wants. <br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhT49uC4kwiU0Vg4E0VyM8RDg5WquwefufwNJk_MKn1XN6ySTqf2ALlcU4TmxyIO1Dv3JQasWQXnW0i_AfzavI7EdOWi5rRoPu5xa-QYnf870ftQ6DhCigrO34L-y3kdVKBAv5wcO2gcDk/s1600-h/DetroitTrainStationFlat8x10.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhT49uC4kwiU0Vg4E0VyM8RDg5WquwefufwNJk_MKn1XN6ySTqf2ALlcU4TmxyIO1Dv3JQasWQXnW0i_AfzavI7EdOWi5rRoPu5xa-QYnf870ftQ6DhCigrO34L-y3kdVKBAv5wcO2gcDk/s400/DetroitTrainStationFlat8x10.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5428200349547865906" /></a><br /><br />Detroit? Have you read a newspaper? Have you seen their abandonded train station? It looks like a hideout for a lesser Batman villian. <br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiRqb2mJVkfcceRhVfq4792sEE0EMDahGi2CvSWVT7qbCbuye8Aw5tWBCsTLpMGWS9j6d0A9LaYMy8AjW0yc_fScJbCxJH2avnN6i8io5bRdyNBYUgf6vwb5EKuYZ8Xm8yv0Agc3c1wuBg/s1600-h/detroit2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiRqb2mJVkfcceRhVfq4792sEE0EMDahGi2CvSWVT7qbCbuye8Aw5tWBCsTLpMGWS9j6d0A9LaYMy8AjW0yc_fScJbCxJH2avnN6i8io5bRdyNBYUgf6vwb5EKuYZ8Xm8yv0Agc3c1wuBg/s400/detroit2.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5428199878397954066" /></a><br /><br /><br />We can all agree that nobody cares about Detroit. However, we do take exception with his methods. Blowing it up is a little much, don't you think? Our plan was to let it wither away slowly with white flight and lack of federal funding. But to just blow it up? How savage.Wolfardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03670726409984277158noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895270188023532536.post-74193910583373150462009-12-15T19:15:00.006-05:002009-12-15T19:43:01.935-05:00DC Comes Out for the GayThe D.C. Council voted 11 to 2 today in favor of a bill that would legalize gay marriage. However, since D.C. exists in some political nether region more akin to Guam than any other parcel of the continental 48, the proposal must pass through 30 days of legislative review from the House, Senate and President before it can become law. Local church groups promise to completely spoil the party and fight this bill however they can.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUuNOtKjZVgdp3Ibw2007GWI6L3jyOtgJ0whgNkW6mimraQcqerurTmSltmiZSYoGIoQOXruQus-gBtQhavmYQFxhYW-7dNk9qZj-sp8-9LPAkLKFhU16NdLG5VYkUv9ZdCCg6R5owrgM/s1600-h/gay.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 297px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUuNOtKjZVgdp3Ibw2007GWI6L3jyOtgJ0whgNkW6mimraQcqerurTmSltmiZSYoGIoQOXruQus-gBtQhavmYQFxhYW-7dNk9qZj-sp8-9LPAkLKFhU16NdLG5VYkUv9ZdCCg6R5owrgM/s400/gay.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5415621135704270354" /></a><br /><br />The Catholic Church, by way of the local archdiocese, has gone a <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/11/11/AR2009111116943.html">step further</a>. And in an effort to be rendered completely irrelevant, has promised to cut off all social services to the District of Columbia, including homeless shelters and adoption services, if the bill becomes law. It's estimated that 68,000 people will be told to go fuck themselves by the Catholic Church if Adam and Steve get registered at Crate and Barrel. <br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhonIdJgCmVmMhESayCYJvjlIfNdwXR0yuAwdOALDInmU0h6sJ-z76tnx8CLBdcNt2O_Ylvjmz2iAEulFGJu5Zn5aa_WtsTKuRAc1w7zCDcECWQEIYTaJlasvQV2mhRvOcjpwYQ3Taq6Eg/s1600-h/gay2.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 288px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhonIdJgCmVmMhESayCYJvjlIfNdwXR0yuAwdOALDInmU0h6sJ-z76tnx8CLBdcNt2O_Ylvjmz2iAEulFGJu5Zn5aa_WtsTKuRAc1w7zCDcECWQEIYTaJlasvQV2mhRvOcjpwYQ3Taq6Eg/s400/gay2.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5415624639539183906" /></a><br /><br />And that makes sense. Cause if there's one thing Jesus Christ always said, it was: "Thou shall kick all homeless people to the curb if ever it becomes the will of the people to let two dudes get married. Orphans, too." It's in the Bible, people. Somewhere towards the back of the book. Look it up.Wolfardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03670726409984277158noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895270188023532536.post-57481229567109690592009-12-15T18:16:00.004-05:002009-12-15T18:23:08.812-05:00Connecticut Senator Opposes Health CareConnecticut Senator, and known virgin, Joseph Lieberman told Meet the Press this weekend that he would oppose health care legislation in its current incarnation. Lieberman, who has never had sexual intercourse, cites concerns over a Medicare buy-in as his primary objection to the lofty legislation. This news is especially jarring to Senate Democrats as Lieberman represented the prized '60th' vote to securing passage of the bill. <br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjG3muaJPwFB0f8Ue1UqZRuVHDCFZnDPt2xr4aIc75xGhtGJlbGkU1TVaagaPcZqxOl-DXs0RSs7z09QW947tmvqSQPd-wK1YB8x5tQbcNG_7JeLznaXi-LckVsLSFtE5SZ8n3VgZMmfZw/s1600-h/Smoking+Joe.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 250px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjG3muaJPwFB0f8Ue1UqZRuVHDCFZnDPt2xr4aIc75xGhtGJlbGkU1TVaagaPcZqxOl-DXs0RSs7z09QW947tmvqSQPd-wK1YB8x5tQbcNG_7JeLznaXi-LckVsLSFtE5SZ8n3VgZMmfZw/s400/Smoking+Joe.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5415605986187430130" /></a><br /><br />The only problem is 3 months ago Lieberman actually was in favor of the Medicare buy-in. "By allowing citizens who are not eligible for Medicare or Medicaid to buy in for a rate below the private market, the government can extend coverage to more of those who are currently uninsured," he said. The Senator then went on to say, "If only I could finally experience the loving touch of a woman, then maybe I could make good on my word and stop being such an insufferable douchetard."Wolfardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03670726409984277158noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895270188023532536.post-63224949386467498062009-10-12T19:52:00.009-04:002009-10-13T22:35:36.391-04:00Is Obama Getting Gay for the Gays?Last Saturday night, Barack Obama and the gays finally got a room together, as the President declared to 3,000 gathered at the annual Human Rights Campaign gala that he would end 'don't ask-don't tell.' He went on to say: "We should not be punishing patriotic Americans who have stepped forward to serve the country. We should be celebrating their willingness to step forward and show such courage ... especially when we are fighting two wars." <br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhVRL9pIqrPl_UaEcg14DfZc-H8ZQIoX_VCJbuZccLD9_X7t4C2sfCSWdr29kvldl4jAYzcV7TQ7ChizCN_5FjuTjb8JpMbSxuy8Z5KO991iRdZ9mxoOtf2mwblezq1d8-zmR35QhTEUXg/s1600-h/gay-protest-2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 302px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhVRL9pIqrPl_UaEcg14DfZc-H8ZQIoX_VCJbuZccLD9_X7t4C2sfCSWdr29kvldl4jAYzcV7TQ7ChizCN_5FjuTjb8JpMbSxuy8Z5KO991iRdZ9mxoOtf2mwblezq1d8-zmR35QhTEUXg/s400/gay-protest-2.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5392148443220655650" /></a><br /><br />The President said he would support the gays, yet provided no timetable or guidelines for how this would happen. But he should. Because to be honest, Obama has sort of been a tease up until this point. He's courting the gays, but not really putting out... politically speaking. <br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNO5JQ-0o6EfehFCe3r2YwhtAAT0r4dCh8FlbW9CfItLLYxvF1OHYi6YRbRvk0hOKiVrwD9CrCrfWF_HIiZXi3a3Vj5CnVA5C5hWLhcnxFzw6Lw73kXhqgkVVi4nCXk-Hg1Po_QGFt2V0/s1600-h/gay-protest.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 261px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNO5JQ-0o6EfehFCe3r2YwhtAAT0r4dCh8FlbW9CfItLLYxvF1OHYi6YRbRvk0hOKiVrwD9CrCrfWF_HIiZXi3a3Vj5CnVA5C5hWLhcnxFzw6Lw73kXhqgkVVi4nCXk-Hg1Po_QGFt2V0/s400/gay-protest.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5392148243316148178" /></a><br /><br />The next afternoon in Washington, D.C. tens of thousands of gays, lesbians and supporters marched past the White House reminding the President of his promises, carrying signs and generally being fabulous on their way to the Capitol. The L.A. Times estimated 150,000 protesters took to the streets. While FoxNews reported: "What protest? War on Christmas! 9/11! 9/11!"<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZYXxRxDzLzNbWj-dDbLkUrvXQHxg1yLhzBhwWmsffkM13BIW1LhJV16Zvbn3PSFh3PN1qDSEew9bmswhg-L4bPg6CP2KC6K9iDXzynHe5Psy-95iDlc70fddSuFpo2-mLiWuRI3wGJ20/s1600-h/gay-protest-3.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 263px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZYXxRxDzLzNbWj-dDbLkUrvXQHxg1yLhzBhwWmsffkM13BIW1LhJV16Zvbn3PSFh3PN1qDSEew9bmswhg-L4bPg6CP2KC6K9iDXzynHe5Psy-95iDlc70fddSuFpo2-mLiWuRI3wGJ20/s400/gay-protest-3.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5392153073499125762" /></a><br /><br />Barack Obama has a great opportunity to instill common sense into this debate and solidify his legacy as a champion of human rights and equality. Because in 40 years, intolerance towards gays is going to look pretty foolish. Some might say it already does.Wolfardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03670726409984277158noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895270188023532536.post-20543662173879845762009-10-09T14:20:00.001-04:002009-10-09T14:24:17.746-04:00No(bel) Big DealHow cool is Barack Obama? Barack Obama is so cool he wins Nobel Peace Prizes in his sleep... No seriously. The President was awoken around 6 a.m. this morning to the news he'd won the award. The President says he was both 'surprised' and 'deeply humbled' by the honor. Obama said he would accept the honor as “a call to action,” presumably for all Americans to get out there, roll up their sleeves and win their own Nobel Peace Prizes. <br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi64eKx2i1qdHtzA0WAiMqM9wkY_-cD6Jv2UMAHd4clpSgSdyS_6psJEHHYkVsgi8MtgTk4PxHjWABTdjRlw0cAgcWoUPGc5matmad33j1rVAyCYUyGKTyGIIfxWesSYc2_XU5uGJWVAqo/s1600-h/Rose.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 351px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi64eKx2i1qdHtzA0WAiMqM9wkY_-cD6Jv2UMAHd4clpSgSdyS_6psJEHHYkVsgi8MtgTk4PxHjWABTdjRlw0cAgcWoUPGc5matmad33j1rVAyCYUyGKTyGIIfxWesSYc2_XU5uGJWVAqo/s400/Rose.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5390667433665375314" /></a><br /><br />In a related story, the 44th President has also won the National League Cy Young, a Teen Choice Award, a pair of ESPYs, as well as a Best Supporting Actor nomination for "Where the Wild Things Are." Take that, Rio de Janerio!Wolfardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03670726409984277158noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895270188023532536.post-2035261431763362362009-08-20T12:56:00.005-04:002009-08-25T23:44:13.790-04:00Barack'd You Like a Hurricane?Earlier this week, our lord and savior Jesus Christ summoned up the powers of the sea and set in motion a great and vengeful storm, directing it towards the liberal shores of Martha's Vineyard. This wrath of frothy sea and unrelenting winds is due to descend upon Martha's Vineyard on or around the same time as noted granny killer and supposed "President" Barry Barack Obama arrives with his family. <br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1MT5Bqi0XsZ0gU7sXKr0fKurYzXdO5mz9ZOXXlyVPXNiz8xZHW6A3zfDu0HZyD0U4c3Awx10nXPjfVaQkPras14YQlMYMvIqQSe_ROBKUc0rVgqDUAqr7p8b50kUNj5FOersvfB6A1TE/s1600-h/BarackHurricane.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 270px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1MT5Bqi0XsZ0gU7sXKr0fKurYzXdO5mz9ZOXXlyVPXNiz8xZHW6A3zfDu0HZyD0U4c3Awx10nXPjfVaQkPras14YQlMYMvIqQSe_ROBKUc0rVgqDUAqr7p8b50kUNj5FOersvfB6A1TE/s400/BarackHurricane.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5372092493499628066" /></a><br /><br />When asked to comment, the voice of God bellowed deeply from the heavens, saying, "There is only one member of the true death panel!"Wolfardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03670726409984277158noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895270188023532536.post-77515417079144903822009-08-13T12:08:00.007-04:002009-08-14T14:13:10.253-04:00Oh No She Didn't!Representative Sheila Jackson Lee (D-TX) hosted one of them fancy town hall parties all the other lawmakers get to throw. But things got boring for Sheila when it turned out all these "voters" only wanted to ask "questions." Luckily, the Congresswoman was spared a fate of irreparable boredom when her phone rang. But, instead of acting like a normal human being and ignoring it, she acted like a normal American and answered it. But, instead of saying "hold up, let me call you right back," she actually stayed on the phone. <br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-L3FnWNkIzU&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-L3FnWNkIzU&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Did she really disregard a constituent so blatantly? Did she really reinforce the stereotype of lawmakers being selfish fools who really only work to get themselves re-elected? Did she really just broadcast her own indifference on the most important issue in American politics? <br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-vK3K8SEXD_pcYhvP948Uul6n10f-v7EDWxgqvBnaSczaIZ5cHgufU8x-mcROfBYTNMC2B2CobFWNOe-ek4R1JKorgNW-btvt0VMfzNnc7uV_d6r_1ORdEnbaouAp4VBpYr7WUvi5cxs/s1600-h/sheila.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-vK3K8SEXD_pcYhvP948Uul6n10f-v7EDWxgqvBnaSczaIZ5cHgufU8x-mcROfBYTNMC2B2CobFWNOe-ek4R1JKorgNW-btvt0VMfzNnc7uV_d6r_1ORdEnbaouAp4VBpYr7WUvi5cxs/s400/sheila.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5369488440662651938" /></a><br /><br />Yes, in fact, she did.Wolfardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03670726409984277158noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895270188023532536.post-14575206709743869302009-08-12T15:44:00.006-04:002009-08-12T16:23:06.276-04:00Santorum in 2012?Defeated Senator and noted bigot, Rick Santorum is visiting Iowa today, fueling speculation he will run for President in 2012. You might remember Rick Santorum from when he was a Senator for Pennsylvania and he equated homosexuality with child molestation and bestiality in an interview. And while 2012 is a long ways away, we here at Muck Breaker are predicting a full on race riot/culture war, with the gays and blacks on one side and everyone else on the other, should Santorum somehow secure his party's nomination. (Attica! Attica!)<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9cnFD0waQ2sJdxhukqC7sGcpJvqm8saWWZ_toqObtNSpJwpgOTY9FoTkltrjxxuDgcmoCsTiEaFvS0SBa1g40I4Hmx7fN2pJwzg5pYcI0i0PDIgyDgYwGjhozeJmQmYZydc5EPFREfsk/s1600-h/Santorum_pink-vi.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 278px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9cnFD0waQ2sJdxhukqC7sGcpJvqm8saWWZ_toqObtNSpJwpgOTY9FoTkltrjxxuDgcmoCsTiEaFvS0SBa1g40I4Hmx7fN2pJwzg5pYcI0i0PDIgyDgYwGjhozeJmQmYZydc5EPFREfsk/s400/Santorum_pink-vi.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5369167384256886850" /></a><br /><br />The gay community took their revenge on Santorum by reassigning his name to define something we don't feel comfortable typing out here, but fine linking to <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Santorum">here</a>. (Wow! Well done, gays.) In a weird way, we'd love to see him run (and lose). Because, Rick Santorum is a backwards human being who deserves all the ridicule and failure he's got coming to him. <br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxAXiehyphenhyphenpZlKdtQiqZgIPnHDpDoKlm5adgdYspwY_3IyfrgUAjVL_gXUOrMYQEStIQYFxqlwc0NCvwUj7x74IGWCwaiC24hMgH9TlxJoiyC49-i9ur_Qlj_-GU7I04yZPfszct9IhkcR0/s1600-h/santorum-cry.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 274px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxAXiehyphenhyphenpZlKdtQiqZgIPnHDpDoKlm5adgdYspwY_3IyfrgUAjVL_gXUOrMYQEStIQYFxqlwc0NCvwUj7x74IGWCwaiC24hMgH9TlxJoiyC49-i9ur_Qlj_-GU7I04yZPfszct9IhkcR0/s400/santorum-cry.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5369173235927412210" /></a><br /><br />To further illustrate this point, here is a picture of his daughter crying at his concession speech in 2006.Wolfardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03670726409984277158noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895270188023532536.post-13910849476053942432009-08-11T18:37:00.009-04:002009-08-12T10:42:05.987-04:00Miss InformationOne of the major roadblocks to the health care debate is misinformation. A large part of this lies squarely on the lawmakers themselves, many of whom have not even read the proposed bill. Really, guys? You each have a staff and office full of interns. We here at Muck Breaker know that your time is precious, what with being right smack in the middle of the Congressional softball season. <br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTRAayYVjIYLDlcRXQ-gyCMCoqrIpSAMFNUlfoab3pj7-GDkV2xNPmHbbU2FeQKpHVwfk_F8jBleOUPKDAPofRuVCiWWpglbPYsuWaiYodZ8KbbKUM1ASeI3Fc-aKYXZ57edzLRoqRYTU/s1600-h/softball.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 285px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTRAayYVjIYLDlcRXQ-gyCMCoqrIpSAMFNUlfoab3pj7-GDkV2xNPmHbbU2FeQKpHVwfk_F8jBleOUPKDAPofRuVCiWWpglbPYsuWaiYodZ8KbbKUM1ASeI3Fc-aKYXZ57edzLRoqRYTU/s400/softball.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5368843042090387330" /></a><br /><br />Couldn't you spare just a few days and peruse this thing? We know it's long, but if you could please read this thing, you could assuage one of the protesters main concerns... namely that you don't know what you're talking about and/or potentially voting on. <br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwJPSYu4QrwJLgJEWNCzBZjJ4Fbiqr05v16VJB-ExaArJc3XZAr0lxWe8zd5xDMAJfL9TiQwhOrjao02eaO0_kWm7WY31vNXKuHgSBHn_-UKtchfCVC91Z1cXxyd99El9Osvm8iv54VQQ/s1600-h/read.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 370px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwJPSYu4QrwJLgJEWNCzBZjJ4Fbiqr05v16VJB-ExaArJc3XZAr0lxWe8zd5xDMAJfL9TiQwhOrjao02eaO0_kWm7WY31vNXKuHgSBHn_-UKtchfCVC91Z1cXxyd99El9Osvm8iv54VQQ/s400/read.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5368836222001410050" /></a><br /><br />Another source of misinformation has come in the form of outside agitators. Former Governor, and noted moron, Sarah Palin has done wonders for this cause. Recently, Sarah Palin took a moment away from hunting wolves from helicopters and assured her legions of mouth breathing supporters that Obama's health care plan would include death panels. That's right, death panels. <br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhN3m7wisUePn0w5AvjAWHBie_HP289CtH92TmKVzzZvOB8CyFLh6RNibS1rzKIHed-eOjO9PmSqQqlgI7audfTJGKKYf3URy-LeNruXRE2OwpMTM1RXFEKMQxjN4QmXmCRRbc2hq9fhGU/s1600-h/palin-wink.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 288px; height: 348px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhN3m7wisUePn0w5AvjAWHBie_HP289CtH92TmKVzzZvOB8CyFLh6RNibS1rzKIHed-eOjO9PmSqQqlgI7audfTJGKKYf3URy-LeNruXRE2OwpMTM1RXFEKMQxjN4QmXmCRRbc2hq9fhGU/s400/palin-wink.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5368842783254195378" /></a><br /><br />She said, "The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama’s 'death panel.' Such a system is downright evil." It's worth noting that AARP, the nation's largest senior citizen advocacy group, has endorsed the hell out of this bill. But more importantly, death panels? Really, Sarah Palin? You've sauntered into the most important national debate and offered death panels?<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNG-dPNv6nRvhzCXhpMIMMjXSeeAlG0OZsOtLNEPZEYP7-6mqX8z6qN88MqNNYRi0sItuDrilQHxW86P_AsHnmT0SRLLkg2cTESJ1EIoq3Znz-ax9bN5Vau_mkrzLagK1poiyTEvN5nu0/s1600-h/TRIG.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 262px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNG-dPNv6nRvhzCXhpMIMMjXSeeAlG0OZsOtLNEPZEYP7-6mqX8z6qN88MqNNYRi0sItuDrilQHxW86P_AsHnmT0SRLLkg2cTESJ1EIoq3Znz-ax9bN5Vau_mkrzLagK1poiyTEvN5nu0/s400/TRIG.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5368837079945682546" /></a><br /><br />Misinformation aside, there are 46 million uninsured Americans in this, the richest country on the planet. We're not here to say how to change this, but surely something must be done. And while dissent is welcome, lies and fear mongering is not.Wolfardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03670726409984277158noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895270188023532536.post-26515408725537777522009-08-11T14:10:00.011-04:002009-08-12T09:29:42.807-04:00Injuries Sustained at Health Care Townhalls Will NOT Be Covered Under Proposed Health Care PlanIn town halls across the country, the debate over health care has gotten spirited. And by <em>debate</em>, we mean fight. And by <em>spirited</em>, we mean buck-ass wild. Let's open wide and take a look, shall we? <br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsm9xgE6so-XXkG0SKY1jWMsIkGoV1_iIiTGZOowwPRHgmoIWp_tTEWfw7Rrl_GkLMOcGbR3JJZ-hI7scLriUL_i9a_8E73Kj8YpfX5vGIvYlZbzEDkO8NCGbVTEAAJil8338teySLCj4/s1600-h/DrObama.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 399px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsm9xgE6so-XXkG0SKY1jWMsIkGoV1_iIiTGZOowwPRHgmoIWp_tTEWfw7Rrl_GkLMOcGbR3JJZ-hI7scLriUL_i9a_8E73Kj8YpfX5vGIvYlZbzEDkO8NCGbVTEAAJil8338teySLCj4/s400/DrObama.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5368828252928259202" /></a><br /><br />The Obama Administration wanted health care legislation passed before the August recess. Of course, that didn't happen. So with Congress on vacay until Labor Day, Dr. Barack has sent his lawmaking minions back to their home bases to sell his forced abortion, sex change, commie, freak out health care bill to the people. The obedient legislators have opened up the floor at town halls in their districts, looking to gauge voters' temperatures. And that's when things started getting weird. <br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2mrsXACL2qoDo55uiZ70s4k9pDbxOXAewMpvXahenAGMST2zdQc6nmB2bKRrCEfVWXuPSDg9LJ-h2se0rjfUoiiLRAXht0K5eYDU7lTtMsuGRMqHsylz3YK4FlvNCPU1zTvWNe1v9_Mw/s1600-h/townhalls.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 232px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2mrsXACL2qoDo55uiZ70s4k9pDbxOXAewMpvXahenAGMST2zdQc6nmB2bKRrCEfVWXuPSDg9LJ-h2se0rjfUoiiLRAXht0K5eYDU7lTtMsuGRMqHsylz3YK4FlvNCPU1zTvWNe1v9_Mw/s400/townhalls.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5368829792016276466" /></a><br /><br />As you might expect, some folks have trotted down to these events and spoken into the microphones before thinking, saying things like, "Get the government out of my Medicare!" But it's not just people in overalls and NASCAR hats, crying socialism. In some places, it's actually gotten violent. Fights have broken out. Lawmakers have been shouted down. Today in Pennsylvania, Arlen Specter was told what his eternal fate would be, and Kathy Castor had to have police escort her out of the building earlier this week in Florida. <br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhW9kjSscBluhzBWx-25aaBHUs3ShSmEZGeRhLg7_ceZ_gL-MWt_HEtxjrv66_JYH7HjKFix5_ERirne07Mo11zZ_lEkYrLAdLg7uNWWlH9_AcyODDniQS-Bqy-gY-fHoYghRkNNDjkwX8/s1600-h/protest.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 328px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhW9kjSscBluhzBWx-25aaBHUs3ShSmEZGeRhLg7_ceZ_gL-MWt_HEtxjrv66_JYH7HjKFix5_ERirne07Mo11zZ_lEkYrLAdLg7uNWWlH9_AcyODDniQS-Bqy-gY-fHoYghRkNNDjkwX8/s400/protest.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5368834925621705522" /></a><br /><br />And similar scenes of hostile constituents are meeting lawmakers elsewhere. Some legislators have decided to conduct their town halls over the phone, while others are avoiding them altogether. Because, like with health care issues, sometimes it's best just to avoid the problem.Wolfardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03670726409984277158noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895270188023532536.post-70584832746286200902009-08-06T15:16:00.005-04:002009-08-06T15:30:32.401-04:00Sotomayor ConfirmedThe Senate has just confirmed the nomination of Sonia Sotomayor by a vote of 68-31. Sotomayor will be the 111th person to sit on the Supreme Court, and the third woman justice. <br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgElRcxRFWTLerojHTtgLJyda7SIdCgAW6tqjZwd1ei7Tte4eJ6Tdnpbdyyej9k16oz9EnWxs6z4vlubldY1nm2X05Ph4Cr5g9Gz2CqmiRNG36M2TCyig4rEOTpHtjxvEULmEnJz8yJNx0/s1600-h/alg_sotomayor-smiles.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 292px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgElRcxRFWTLerojHTtgLJyda7SIdCgAW6tqjZwd1ei7Tte4eJ6Tdnpbdyyej9k16oz9EnWxs6z4vlubldY1nm2X05Ph4Cr5g9Gz2CqmiRNG36M2TCyig4rEOTpHtjxvEULmEnJz8yJNx0/s400/alg_sotomayor-smiles.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366935380775177858" /></a><br /><br />For those of you scoring at home, 59 Democrats voted 'aye' as well as nine Republicans. Nine republicans who upon returning to the their home state might have some explaining to do.Wolfardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03670726409984277158noreply@blogger.com3