These Fucking Guys

In what may come as a shock to absolutely no one, a group of poorly-educated ass clowns don't think a black man should be President. Two handsome douchebags (pictured above) were arrested in Denver, along with two other presumably eligible bachelors, in connection with a plot to assassinate Barack Obama during his acceptance speech on Thursday night at Invesco Field.

Officials with the U.S. Attorney's office in Denver said they do not believe there is a credible threat to Obama or the convention. "It's premature to say that it was a valid threat or that these folks have the ability to carry it out," said a U.S. government official familiar with the investigation.

Right.