Washington, D.C. Is Gay for the Gays
Today, Washington, D.C. officially came out of the closet, handing out marriage licenses to all interested gay couples. By 9 a.m., there were 60 couples holding signs that read "Love Wins!", waiting to legally commit to one another. With this, D.C. joins Connecticut, Iowa, Vermont, New Hampshire and Massachusetts in exhibiting common sense, as well as in extending decency to its citizens.
However, not everyone is so gay for the gays. Namely, the organization Catholic Charities has made it clear that they will not extend health insurance coverage to any new spouses of employees. This move is seen as an attempt to avoid paying health insurance for newly married gays.
When reached for comment, Catholic Charities said, "Why do you care so much about the gays, huh? Maybe YOU'RE gay too!"