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Friday, January 30, 2009

Oh Blago

Yesterday, America's Governor, Rod Blagojevich was unanimously removed from office by a vote of 59 to 0. Blagojevich delivered his closing arguements by calling for the impeachment of Ted Kennedy, John McCain and Rahm Emanuel. Then, according to reports that don't exist, Mr. Blagojevich ran his fingers through his awesome hair and shouted, "ATTICA! ATTICA!" According to 'real' reports, the governor responded to the news of his removal by saying he planned to go for a jog in the snow.

Blago, please don't go away.


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