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Thursday, August 20, 2009

Barack'd You Like a Hurricane?

Earlier this week, our lord and savior Jesus Christ summoned up the powers of the sea and set in motion a great and vengeful storm, directing it towards the liberal shores of Martha's Vineyard. This wrath of frothy sea and unrelenting winds is due to descend upon Martha's Vineyard on or around the same time as noted granny killer and supposed "President" Barry Barack Obama arrives with his family.

When asked to comment, the voice of God bellowed deeply from the heavens, saying, "There is only one member of the true death panel!"


Blogger Maggie said...

Brilliant 1000 times over.

August 20, 2009 at 4:24 PM


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