Scott Brown Elected Sexy King of Senate
The voters of Massachusetts asked Barack Obama yesterday if he liked apples. The President came all the way up to Boston to say, "I'm sorry. Could you repeat the question?" To which the voters of Massachusetts said, "Well, we just replaced your friend Teddy Kennedy with this naked guy. How do you like them apples?"
Scott Brown will be seated immediately. Upon arriving to Washington, he will be the 41st vote against health care. It is reported that he will also steal all our girlfriends.