Connecticut Senator Opposes Health Care

Connecticut Senator, and known virgin, Joseph Lieberman told Meet the Press this weekend that he would oppose health care legislation in its current incarnation. Lieberman, who has never had sexual intercourse, cites concerns over a Medicare buy-in as his primary objection to the lofty legislation. This news is especially jarring to Senate Democrats as Lieberman represented the prized '60th' vote to securing passage of the bill.



The only problem is 3 months ago Lieberman actually was in favor of the Medicare buy-in. "By allowing citizens who are not eligible for Medicare or Medicaid to buy in for a rate below the private market, the government can extend coverage to more of those who are currently uninsured," he said. The Senator then went on to say, "If only I could finally experience the loving touch of a woman, then maybe I could make good on my word and stop being such an insufferable douchetard."