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Tuesday, September 2, 2008

No Freaking Way!

In news that can both be described as "Seriously?!" and "You're Kidding Me, Right?!" Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin's 17 year old, unmarried daughter is 5 months pregnant. Sarah Palin and her hunky husband Todd issued a statement confirming that their eldest daughter was with child, and plans to marry the father of the baby. The statement did not go on to say, however, that two crazy kids will go on to live happily ever after. But you've got to assume that they will.

In totally related, you get what you pay for, news, Sarah Palin does not believe in contraception or sex education.



Reports indicate that John McCain knew about this bun in the oven before choosing Palin as his Veep. Furthermore, the McCain/Palin camp broke the news themeselves in response to rumors that Sarah Palin's own newborn, Trig, was actually the son of her daughter Bristol. Though as for now, these are just rumors.

1 Comments:

Anonymous jp said...

It's clear to me that McCain is the father.

September 3, 2008 at 11:46 PM

 

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