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Wednesday, October 8, 2008

McCain Looks to Cut Wasteful Government Spending

John McCain has said numerous times that he wants to cut wasteful government spending. But up until this point, we've heard little specifics. That is, until now.

As a senator, John McCain voted against a bill that guaranteed women equal pay for equal work done by a man. At first glance, this may seem like another misogynist act from a man who left his first wife while she was in a wheelchair, and called his second wife the c-word. But you'd be dead wrong!

John McCain is just looking out for the American taxpayer. For you see, women in America typically make 77 cents on the dollar. And the office of the Vice President pays $221,000 a year.... to a man anyway. But there is simply no place for that kind of pork-barrel spending in a McCain/Palin adminstration.

By choosing Palin as his running mate, John McCain is basically advocating for her to only make around $171,000 annualy. That's a savings of almost $50,000 a year!

Country First.


Blogger Haplo said...

how does she keep her nails so beautifully manicured with the gloves off?

October 8, 2008 at 9:42 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Handjobs, lots of handjobs.

October 9, 2008 at 3:23 PM

Anonymous Gheytriot said...

Sometimes a grown women doesnt mind a glandjob, amirite women? amirite?

October 9, 2008 at 11:30 PM

Blogger Haplo said...

One thing that's recklessly underdiscussed in this post is the girl standing behind McCain in that picture.

October 11, 2008 at 5:25 PM


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